Teacher catches pappu for copying: teacher: leave your paper and get out. we will not consider anything you say. pappu: nice boobs!
Teacher: explain sex without any bad words. pappu: it is an entry of poland and holland in between thailand. when man and woman both are in nagaland to create new zealand!
Pappu (trying to convince his girlfriend for doggy style sex): doggy style sex karne se aankh ki roshni badhti hai. girlfriend:tumhein kaise pata? pappu: kabhi kutton ko chashma pehne hue dekha hai kya?
Teacher: complete the sentence... "if my cup is only half full..." pappu: may be you need a smaller bra!
Girlfriend: hi! pappu: hi! girlfriend: are you free? pappu: sure enough. girlfriend: loo tera? pappu: le le, yaar! girlfriend: stupid, i was talking about the movie!
Teacher: if i gave you ₹200 and you gave ₹50 to rosy, ₹50 to suzi, ₹50 to nikki and ₹50 to amy, what would you have? pappu: an orgy!
Pappu: aunty hum mil kar fruit chat ki dukan khole? aunty: beta lekin custmor kaise aayenge? pappu: main aawaz lagaunga, "10 rupay mein aunty ki chaat lo!"
Teacher: complete the sentence... "if my cup is only half full..." pappu: may be you need a smaller bra! teacher: get out!
Pappu: dad, aapne kaha tha na ki, mehnat itni karo ki safalta shor machaye. santa: haan. pappu: meri girlfriend ko beta hua hai!